January 2010
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Zombie Pet Shoppe Toys? Creeepy. →
Crazy →
The Coupon Lady shows you how to get $116 worth of groceries for $6.
Mitch Hedberg
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
“I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a...
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I learned something today
The scientific name for a third nipple is a supernumerary nipple.
Just so ya’know.
Know your vegetarians →
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I learned something today
According to NASA regulations, you are can only be missing one finger and still become an astronaut. That finger is your ring finger on your non-dominant hand.
Thanks Hank Green!
"A Different Meow Meow" - Romanian boys choir... →