February 2012
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Snarky (adj.) -
Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse.
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süchtig sein (nach etw./jmd.) (v.)
deutschoftheday:
- to be addicted to somebody/something
Zoe is addicted to video games. - Zoe ist süchtig nach Videospielen.
Ich bin süchtig nach Skyrim.
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“I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”
- Galileo Galilei
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Hey Sista, remember this?
“Sorry, I was just thinking about Leonard Nimoy.”
“Hold on, I want to find a picture of Martin Freeman first, because I think he’s an absolutely gorgeous people. I mean person.”
“Are you putting a shirt on me?”
“Wow, I feel so different with a shirt on.”
“I have a sarfted spart in my heart for Cillian Murphy…”
And...
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I LOVED this series
The theme song to the TV show just came up on my iTunes and I sang to it with so much heart.
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“I can live with doubt, and uncertainty, and not knowing. I think it’s much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong.” - Richard Feynman
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“I know that, when we look up to the sky, that’s the past—seconds, minutes, years, centuries and millennia away. But that doesn’t matter. Every time I think about this, I experience the same sensation. One of awe and humility. And also of wonderment, thinking that my own existence and the existence of the people around me, the people I love, is happening. Right now, in the middle...
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Jemandem etwas schulden (v.)
deutschoftheday:
- to owe somebody something
“I was so alone and I owe you so much!” - “Ich war so alleine und ich schulde dir so viel!”
January 2012
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I asked a guy in my German class today if he had...
And what I meant to ask him was if he had a septum piercing.
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Of Monsters and Men: Of Monsters and Men North... →
ofmonstersandmenmusic:
Hi Friends! We are thrilled to announce the details of our North American tour, starting at South by Southwest in Austin TX! Here’s the lowdown: March 14 - March 17 - SXSW - Austin, TX March 21 - Troubadour - Los Angeles, CA* March 22 - The Independent - San Francisco, CA* March 24 - Doug Fir…
Can’t wait! See you in Chicago!
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YESSSS!!
Of Monsters and Men just announced their touring dates in North America AND they’ll be in Chicago when I am!!! With a special guest, another Icelandic musician I listen to!!!!!
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My Skyrim character looks like the love child of...
Though, he’s better looking than all the Nords I tried to make. Every one of them ended up looking like Jean Claude Van Damm…
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ilovemustard is out of mustard
This has never happened before.
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By this time next week I should be about as ginger...
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Goodbye, John.
I knew it was going to have to be a fall, but it doesn’t make it sting any less.
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Six hours of transit = good news for reading
The Resident Patient
The Greek Interpreter
The Navel Treaty
The Final Problem
The Empty House
And the one non-Sherlock Holmes related:
Fables: Legends in Exile.
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I may or may not have bought this tea caddy...
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Leaving the Shire in T minus 17 hours.
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Finally, finally starting Fables!
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I can't wait for the New Hampshire tag to return...
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The stairs creek as I sleep, it's keeping me...
It’s the house telling you to close your eyes.
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Meet the baby squirrel my sister and I rescued...
December 2011
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Sister edits my essay
Sister: You have to explain a similarity if you mention similarities and differences.
Me: WHY? I don’t want to mention similarities. Similarities are boring!
Sister: But…
Me: WE BOTH HAVE TWO EYES! BORING.
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If it doesn't snow by Christmas, I'll need this:
And a one way ticket to Iceland (/Norway/Svalbard/Siberia)
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The only thing that could thoroughly clean my parent’s house is a flamethrower.
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I was so slap happy today I kept mis-saying...
Instead of saying that two people were married I actually said that they were, “Man and wife.”
What is wrong with the speech center of my brain today?
* On a side note never say, “They had free condoms,” and then proceed to lick all of your fingers. Stops the conversation pretty fast.
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The Milk Thief
I’ve started marking the level of milk on my milk carton because I knew one of my roommates was drinking it. Theory proven. I walked into the kitchen last night and the one who I know has been stealing it says to me, “So I used some of your milk, but I figured it was okay because I gave you some of my milk once….”
WTF? Don’t help yourself to MY milk. (ps. and that...
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November 2011
21 posts
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I went to Bar Louie’s tonight with two of my roommates and instead of asking for a “basket” of tater tots, I asked for a “bag” of tater tots. Which reminded me of the time I asked for a “sanitary napkin” at Uno’s instead of a “moist towelette.”
Just, don’t take me places.
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Just got a text from my mom on my sister's phone:
“THis is mum and tHis keyboard is too frigginG smAll. I. Can’t get onlinE right now. GrrrrR. RereadiNg this message is funnY”
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Oh, my arteries....
My roommate brought home a $50 carrot cake from Magnolia Bakery. Oh my god, so good, so deadly….
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My mother is a more thorough stalker than I...
Me: One of the people in my class, Vanessa, and if you stalk me on Facebook like I think you do, you’ll see I’ve just became friends with her.
Ma: Oh! Yeah, I love her website. It’s amazing what you find when you click something.
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der Senf (n.)
deutschoftheday:
-mustard
Aber Fischtäbchen und Senf sind auch okay. - But fishfingers and mustard is okay too.
I swear this person knows me.
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“After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a...”
– Carl Sagan (via hookahsmoke)
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I can't work on my artsy-fartsy science fiction...
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die Vanillesoße (n.)
deutschoftheday:
- custard
I love fish fingers and custard! - Ich liebe Fischstäbchen und Vanillesoße!